One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one of the men, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food", the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." Shocked, the lawyer said: "Well then you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!" "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree." The second man
said: "Yes, and I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them along." The lawyer replied. So they all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said: "Sir, You are too kind. Thank you for taking us with you." Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll really enjoy my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"
Monday, July 31, 2006
CAPE TOWN WAS SO STUNNING!
CAPE TOWN WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUNNING!
MOM YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME FOR A HOLIDAY!
Was awesome thanks for to The Book Family for taking me along as your "adopted child" was so much fun and so happy that i could have experienced it with such special people!
LOVE YOU LOTS
:) CC
Thursday, July 27, 2006
TODAY IS THE DAY!
TODAY IS THE DAY!
Im going on the train today!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah IM SO EXCITED!
Everyone dnt miss me too much! (Ill be thinking of ya PROMISE)
But I'll give everyone feedback on MONDAY!
:)
Anywoo off to work and its my HALF DAY!
YEAH SO EXCITED CAPE TOWN HERE I COME!
Check the link below to see what I'n getting up to this weekend... www.premierclasse.co.za
Im going on the train today!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah IM SO EXCITED!
Everyone dnt miss me too much! (Ill be thinking of ya PROMISE)
But I'll give everyone feedback on MONDAY!
:)
Anywoo off to work and its my HALF DAY!
YEAH SO EXCITED CAPE TOWN HERE I COME!
Check the link below to see what I'n getting up to this weekend... www.premierclasse.co.za
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
HEY MUNKIN
Hey Munkin!
So sorry to hear that the first day at the office wasn't that great!
Sorry the weekend was a complete mess up! But I did have fun u lil munkin!
Glad you made the effort and time to come visit lil old me!
LET ME KNW IF THERE IS ANTHING I CAN DO TO HELP!
Mwa
Be good
Be safe
GOD BLESS
Today has just been one of THOSE days…
Today has just been one of THOSE days that you wish would come to an end! SOON!!!!
It just started off bad…
By waking up late, thnx to Andrew and his late visit last nite and Bronwen smsing so early that I disabled my alarm on my phone… thus my alarm NEVER GOING OFF!
I woke up at 7:45 and had to rush to get ready for work at 8:30, traffic yet again a lil bit of a mess with a accident outside my complex blocking traffic.
Get into the office and need to do my courtesy calls ;( really hate it and try an avoid it at all cost! I was feeling nibbly at 10:00 al ready as I forgot to pack lunch or have breakfast… So had to do ALL my work ASAP to send off to clients. And finally got everything done!
I am now sitting and wondering WHAT TO MAKE FOR DINNER? Oh boy oh boy I am so tired and not keen for anything that requires any effort…
Think might just call the Clubhouse and order in some pizzas and cocktails…
Anywoo at least I had a few highlights in my day!
Spoke to DALE and just wanted to say; HANG IN THERE ANGEL all will be ok sooner than later and only a month and a half and its SHEPTEMBER WEEKEND en lekker naweek by die see skattebol!
Also called DAMIEN glad to hear you are so happy to hear from me, at least I know there is one friend that loves listening to this lil FoXy LiLLiPUTiAN (personal joke) Hehehe just sent u a nice email hope you enjoy!
NADINE also emailed and said she is heading off to LONDON in 8 days LUCKY GIRL! (wish I was there with you, you crazy moo)
Better head off and buy the groceries and check if salary has been paid in!
LOVE YOU ALL TO BITS
((((((((((((BIG HUG))))))))))))
It just started off bad…
By waking up late, thnx to Andrew and his late visit last nite and Bronwen smsing so early that I disabled my alarm on my phone… thus my alarm NEVER GOING OFF!
I woke up at 7:45 and had to rush to get ready for work at 8:30, traffic yet again a lil bit of a mess with a accident outside my complex blocking traffic.
Get into the office and need to do my courtesy calls ;( really hate it and try an avoid it at all cost! I was feeling nibbly at 10:00 al ready as I forgot to pack lunch or have breakfast… So had to do ALL my work ASAP to send off to clients. And finally got everything done!
I am now sitting and wondering WHAT TO MAKE FOR DINNER? Oh boy oh boy I am so tired and not keen for anything that requires any effort…
Think might just call the Clubhouse and order in some pizzas and cocktails…
Anywoo at least I had a few highlights in my day!
Spoke to DALE and just wanted to say; HANG IN THERE ANGEL all will be ok sooner than later and only a month and a half and its SHEPTEMBER WEEKEND en lekker naweek by die see skattebol!
Also called DAMIEN glad to hear you are so happy to hear from me, at least I know there is one friend that loves listening to this lil FoXy LiLLiPUTiAN (personal joke) Hehehe just sent u a nice email hope you enjoy!
NADINE also emailed and said she is heading off to LONDON in 8 days LUCKY GIRL! (wish I was there with you, you crazy moo)
Better head off and buy the groceries and check if salary has been paid in!
LOVE YOU ALL TO BITS
((((((((((((BIG HUG))))))))))))
JUST WOKE UP!
OMG I JUST WOKE UP!
Its 7:45 a.m. I OVERSLEPT!
I need to hurry to get to work before 8:30 a.m.
WISH ME LUCK THINK ITS GONNA BE ONE OF THISE DAYS!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
Spectacular achievement is always preceded by unspectacular preparation.– Robert H. Schuller, American Televangelist and Pastor
Monday, July 24, 2006
24/07/06 - Dear Diary
Dear Diary
What a nice chilled weekend! Once again I have managed to TRY and relax and got there 70% of the way!
Friday after work I went with Bronwen to Planet Fitness to do weight assessments, I found it so funny tho! (but the instructor said all is ok, maybe a lil exercise would help hehehe) and then headed to her house and chilled with a lil wine and snackies.
Thnx for calling Dallon was good to here all is well and thanx for the belated bday wish (5 months late tho) hehehehheHeaded off to Billy the B.U.M.S. www.billythebums.co.za with Matt and Neighbors, Richard later joined us and FADED… Stuart came along too and was fun, came home around 2:30 a.m. was a ill tired!
Saturday slept in (very nice) and relaxed… Andrew and I chilled and had our usual chats and playing catch up of the weeks happenings, we have also decided I need to get speech lessons COS MY ENGLISH NOT SO DELICIOUS hehehehehe! Chilled the evening and made din dins for Matt and Deon and watched a lil bit of TOY STORY hehehe!
Sunday early rise to hit Emmerencia Dam for windsurfing, we also enjoyed watching WALK THE TALK 702 was pretty cool, also chilled in the JHB Botanical Garden and really enjoyed the Sunshine!
(Deon and Matt messing around while Louis windsurfs)
Headed home and tried to relax but got everything ready for the braai! Had the braai at the pool and was fun me and the boys! (Thanks Deon for being designated braaier hehehe)
So another eventful weekend passed and this weekend CAPE TOWN SO EXCITED!
This week going to fly by!
All be good!
P.S. Will be posting pics of the weekend as soon as Matt sends them! STAX OF MEMORIES!
What a nice chilled weekend! Once again I have managed to TRY and relax and got there 70% of the way!
Friday after work I went with Bronwen to Planet Fitness to do weight assessments, I found it so funny tho! (but the instructor said all is ok, maybe a lil exercise would help hehehe) and then headed to her house and chilled with a lil wine and snackies.
Thnx for calling Dallon was good to here all is well and thanx for the belated bday wish (5 months late tho) hehehehheHeaded off to Billy the B.U.M.S. www.billythebums.co.za with Matt and Neighbors, Richard later joined us and FADED… Stuart came along too and was fun, came home around 2:30 a.m. was a ill tired!
Saturday slept in (very nice) and relaxed… Andrew and I chilled and had our usual chats and playing catch up of the weeks happenings, we have also decided I need to get speech lessons COS MY ENGLISH NOT SO DELICIOUS hehehehehe! Chilled the evening and made din dins for Matt and Deon and watched a lil bit of TOY STORY hehehe!
Sunday early rise to hit Emmerencia Dam for windsurfing, we also enjoyed watching WALK THE TALK 702 was pretty cool, also chilled in the JHB Botanical Garden and really enjoyed the Sunshine!
(Deon and Matt messing around while Louis windsurfs)Headed home and tried to relax but got everything ready for the braai! Had the braai at the pool and was fun me and the boys! (Thanks Deon for being designated braaier hehehe)
So another eventful weekend passed and this weekend CAPE TOWN SO EXCITED!
This week going to fly by!
All be good!
P.S. Will be posting pics of the weekend as soon as Matt sends them! STAX OF MEMORIES!
Friday, July 21, 2006
Ever seen anything like this?
Ever see anything like this?
Jorn Olsen works for the Dutton-Lainson Co. In Hastings , Nebraska , and lives by Heartwell Park next to Hastings College . The other night he took these photos. The stadium lights are at the Hastings College stadium just east of his home.The clouds are called Mammatus clouds. They do not precede a tornado, or foretell a storm, but are formed when the air is already saturated with rain droplets and/or ice crystals and begins to sink. The worst of the storm is usually over when these kinds of clouds are seen. They are quite rare, but really beautiful.
Word play of the day... Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Hold on...
Hold on...
THE WEEKEND
IS THIS CLOSE!
Hehehehehehe
I really look forward to chilling this weekend!
Matt will hopefully have his car sorted out by the end of the day and pop in to see me, was a lil of a downer last nite as i was really looking forward to seeing him!
Anywoo i had noodles and wine and enjoyed chilling on the couch hehehehe
ITS THE WEEKEND BABY!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Something to think about
Something nice to think about...
Tequila and Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read
it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt……
and call me over!
Tequila and Salt
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read
it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt……
and call me over!
NO PROMISES
No Promises
Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Every time you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling highI don't want to let go, girl.
I just need you to know girl. I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms Here tonight
Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Everytime you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling highI don't want to let go, girl.
I just need you you to know girl.I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your armsI don't want to run away,
I want to stay forever, thru Time and Time..
No promises
I don't wanna run away, I don't wanna be alone
No Promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, now and forever my love
No promises
I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms Here tonight...
LOVE THIS SONG!
Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Every time you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling highI don't want to let go, girl.
I just need you to know girl. I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms Here tonight
Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Everytime you're near I feel like I'm in heaven, feeling highI don't want to let go, girl.
I just need you you to know girl.I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your armsI don't want to run away,
I want to stay forever, thru Time and Time..
No promises
I don't wanna run away, I don't wanna be alone
No Promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, now and forever my love
No promises
I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms I don't wanna run away, baby you're the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms Here tonight...
LOVE THIS SONG!
20/07/06 Dear Diary
Dear Diary
MATT IS COMING TODAY!
(Sorry for highlighting this yet again! But really so excited as he is such a good friend and really miss having the lil "munkin" around hehehe)
We gonna have a pj party and ice cream and choclates and pizza and popcorn and stay up late and talk about all the *^876 we normally talk about! hehehehehe
Last nite went to MYGRILL MYBAR www.mygrillmybar.co.za *check out the site LOVE THE MUSIC! Was really nice, food great, service good and the company excellent! THNX Richard
Tonite cooking a killa din din to welcome lil mattie... and then weekend?
This weekend might be one of those weekends were I can chill!
Going to the dam for a braai and taking it easy might even catch some sun!
Hehehehehee
Anywoo have to run!
ALL BE GOOD
:) Mwa
MATT IS COMING TODAY!
(Sorry for highlighting this yet again! But really so excited as he is such a good friend and really miss having the lil "munkin" around hehehe)
We gonna have a pj party and ice cream and choclates and pizza and popcorn and stay up late and talk about all the *^876 we normally talk about! hehehehehe
Last nite went to MYGRILL MYBAR www.mygrillmybar.co.za *check out the site LOVE THE MUSIC! Was really nice, food great, service good and the company excellent! THNX Richard
Tonite cooking a killa din din to welcome lil mattie... and then weekend?
This weekend might be one of those weekends were I can chill!
Going to the dam for a braai and taking it easy might even catch some sun!
Hehehehehee
Anywoo have to run!
ALL BE GOOD
:) Mwa
MATT IS COMING TODAY!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah MATT IS COMING TODAY!
So so so so so so excited!
Only a few hours away!
:)
SMART ANSWER
SMART ANSWER
The cop got out of his car and the youngster who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," said the cop
The youngster replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
The cop got out of his car and the youngster who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," said the cop
The youngster replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
FOUND THE TWINS!
OMG I found the TWINS in Australia!
(Well they found me! Wow wee!)
Susan and Mari
The twins moved to Australia whn i was like 11 i think... and my oh my we have all grown up so much! So its been what... 10 YEARS! Stay in touch girls! Mwa :) Claudette
8 SLEEPS TO TRAIN AND CAPE TOWN TRIP
8 SLEEPS TO TRAIN AND CAPE TOWN TRIP! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
SONG FOR THE DAY - WORLD HOLD ON BOB SINCLAIR
WORLD HOLD ON - BOB SINCLAIR
World Hold On
Oh yeah, yeah…
Open up your heart, what do you feel
Open up your heart, what do you feel… Is real
The big bang may be a million years away
But I can’t think of a better time to say
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future, open up inside
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future
Tell me no more lies World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky Children of the sky… Children of the sky…
Look inside, you’ll find a deeper love The kind that only comes from high above
If you ever meet your inner child, don’t cry
Tell them everything is gonna be alright
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future, open up inside
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
Children of the sky…
alright Open up your heart Tell me, how do you feel
Listen now, tell them everything, right here right now Alright, everybody, here in the world
You are all the children, alright
Together now, unite, and fight… oooh
Open up you heart, no, peace, love for everyone
Oh, no no no no no, alright, to the four corners of the world
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud loud loud world hold on
Sing it loud, sing it proud
Everybody, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oooh Don’t take "no" for an answer, no no, not today
Right here, spread love, everybody join together now One voice, one heart, love and unity, everybody sing Yeah!
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
(EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT! Thnx Big Pappa!)
World Hold On
Oh yeah, yeah…
Open up your heart, what do you feel
Open up your heart, what do you feel… Is real
The big bang may be a million years away
But I can’t think of a better time to say
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future, open up inside
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future
Tell me no more lies World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky Children of the sky… Children of the sky…
Look inside, you’ll find a deeper love The kind that only comes from high above
If you ever meet your inner child, don’t cry
Tell them everything is gonna be alright
World, hold on
Instead of messing with our future, open up inside
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
Children of the sky…
alright Open up your heart Tell me, how do you feel
Listen now, tell them everything, right here right now Alright, everybody, here in the world
You are all the children, alright
Together now, unite, and fight… oooh
Open up you heart, no, peace, love for everyone
Oh, no no no no no, alright, to the four corners of the world
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud loud loud world hold on
Sing it loud, sing it proud
Everybody, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oooh Don’t take "no" for an answer, no no, not today
Right here, spread love, everybody join together now One voice, one heart, love and unity, everybody sing Yeah!
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on
One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
World, hold on Come one, everybody in the universe, come on
World, hold on One day you will have to answer to the children of the sky
(EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT! Thnx Big Pappa!)
Monday, July 17, 2006
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CRAZY - Gnarls Barkley
CRAZY
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind...There was something so pleasant about that place...Even your emotions have an echoAnd so much space...And when you’re out thereWithout care,Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn’t because I didn’t know enoughI just knew too much
Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Possibly~
And I hope that you are having the time of your life...But think twice! That’s my only advice!!
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are Ha ha ha bless your soulYou really think you’re in control
Well, I think your crazy I make your crazy I think you’re crazy Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb... And all I remember Is thinking, I want to be like them...Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun And it’s no coincidence I’ve come And I can die when I’m done
But maybe I’m crazy Maybe you’re crazyMaybe we’re crazy Possibly
(BRONWEN PLAY THE SONG LOUDER MAN! heheheh)
Hehehhehhe
Oh my word all this time i have been doing it the wrong way!
Im gonna try this and I'm sure finally i can feel good wbt my weight hehehehehe!
To all my "fat" friends LOVE YOU STAX!
17/07/06 Dear Diary
Dear Diary
What a lovely weekend!
Finally went to the Drive In (have not been in a drive in ages think i was 5 the last time we went) anywoo the movies (Cars and another movie not sure what name) where really good and enjoyed the whole adventure!
Aggggggggg please daddy popcorn, chewing gum, smarties, niknacks, coca cola etc.
Saterday spend the day at Andrews house chilling and sleeping off my sinusitus, no chicken soup tho :( but had a really good pasta! :) Thnx for looking after me OWE YOU!
Sunday was thinking of actually going to do some work but faded at home and fell asleep on couch, bad idea!
Anywoo was invited to Braai and man oh man STUART U CAN BRAAI (the ribs were really good hehehe) had a relaxing evening and really chilled!
Watched a lil Hitch on Mnet and headed home...
Was a lil tired and actually woke up all refreshed this morning!
So the week has started all over again and I believe its gonna be a GREAT WEEK!
Hope everyone is doing well please do not hesitate to add your comments etc.
LOVE YOU ALL!
P.S. Check out PIXAR link below has all the lil goodies to enjoy LOVE THE MOVIES!
What a lovely weekend!
Finally went to the Drive In (have not been in a drive in ages think i was 5 the last time we went) anywoo the movies (Cars and another movie not sure what name) where really good and enjoyed the whole adventure!
Aggggggggg please daddy popcorn, chewing gum, smarties, niknacks, coca cola etc.
Saterday spend the day at Andrews house chilling and sleeping off my sinusitus, no chicken soup tho :( but had a really good pasta! :) Thnx for looking after me OWE YOU!
Sunday was thinking of actually going to do some work but faded at home and fell asleep on couch, bad idea!
Anywoo was invited to Braai and man oh man STUART U CAN BRAAI (the ribs were really good hehehe) had a relaxing evening and really chilled!
Watched a lil Hitch on Mnet and headed home...
Was a lil tired and actually woke up all refreshed this morning!
So the week has started all over again and I believe its gonna be a GREAT WEEK!
Hope everyone is doing well please do not hesitate to add your comments etc.
LOVE YOU ALL!
P.S. Check out PIXAR link below has all the lil goodies to enjoy LOVE THE MOVIES!
www.pixar.com
I'M GOING TO CAPE TOWN!
I'M GOING TO CAPE TOWN ON A TRAIN!!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bronwen and her family has invited me with on the train ride to Cape Town at the end of July im soooooooooooooooooo excited!
Check link below for pics etc!
Shortcut to: http://www.premierclasse.co.za/accommodation.html
YEAH YEAH Choo choo train all the way to Cape Town and Back!
(Will add pics when i get back)
Mindless entertainment...
Mindless entertainment for a Monday...
www.footymax.com/zidane.htm
www.footymax.com/zidane.htm
Try and headbutt as many players as you can hehehehehe
Sorry just had to could not resist!
Friday, July 14, 2006
busy busy busy
Busy busy busy busy day!
And its weekend baby!
I have decided to stay indoors this weekend!
Boo woo, but think it would be best!
DVD, popcorn and blanket sound very inviting and a real good idea!
Hope you all have a great weekend and stay blogged!
MWA LOVE YA! :) CC
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Dead duck?
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?""Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried, "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!". The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20. But with the cost of the Lab report and the cat scan, it's now £150.00."
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
12/07/06 - Dear Diary
Dear Diary
Another eventfull evening has passed...
Billies was good fun and met ppl from America and Durban! Gave the American a hard time about good old George Bush, they were not very happy hehehehe!
But I have realised that I need to slow down a lil! I'm really going to burn out!
So tonite ill be in bed by 8 PM (promise Milly!)
All be good and stay blogged!
Agggg mamma!
Agggg mamma, dis is net the koslik! Mwah! Piglet and Tigger hehehehe!"Mother of the year"
Fresh off my notepad
O me word!I saw SAN-MARI SWART at KANYE WEST!
Could not believe me lil eyes, (cos it's jhb and you never really see people that you actually know at these events!) and I have not seen her in like 3 years! And she lives a few km away! So weird emailed her now! So cool!
LOVING LIFE!
KANYE WEST
KANYE WEST TOUCH THE SKY CONCERT
11 July 2006 in JHB South Africa
WOW WEE! Was pretty good and I really had so much fun!
One message we should take from his songs is DNT LET ANYTHING GET YOU DOWN AND ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO YOU CAN ACHIEVE!
"Touch the sky"
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra flyFor the day I die, I'mma touch the skyGotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra flyFor the day I die, I'mma touch the sky!"
Check this cool link where you can listen to all his music and get lyrics etc etc etc
http://www.kanyewestworld.com/
P.S. There I was this lil Afrikaans girl at a HIP HOP concert and I knew all the words to the songs really suprised some of my mates and people at the show!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Osama Favourite Screensaver
Apparently this is the most popular screensaver in the US.
(If he gets stuck move him with the cursor by holding down the left mouse button. Enjoy)
Click on the link below: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
Click on the link below: http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
hehehheheheheheh SO GOOD!
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Normal life...
"Normal Life is getting dressed in clothes that you buy on credit for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so badly so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it."
Angelic
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Monday, July 10, 2006
What a day!
What a day...
Been too busy and too hectic for lil old me!
And need to keep everyonw motivated wasnt a easy task!
Cannot wait to get home and relax!Ooooo bubble bath will be fab and warm slippers!
(Perfect pics to show the way i feel!)
Only 1 hour to go!
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahhaha!
"'n vlooi hardloop by 'n kroeg in, slaan 5 dubble whisky's weg.
Hardloop uit, spring in die lug, val sy moer los.
Staan op en skreeu: "MY HOND IS GESTEEL!""
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