TOUR ITINERARY
11 October: The Bellville Velodrome, CT
13 October: ABSA Stadium, Outer Fields, DBN
14 October: The Coca-Cola Dome, JHB
TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM COMPUTICKET
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Thursday, August 31, 2006
Jay Z and Rihanna
TOUR ITINERARY
11 October: The Bellville Velodrome, CT
13 October: ABSA Stadium, Outer Fields, DBN
14 October: The Coca-Cola Dome, JHB
TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM COMPUTICKET
Outlets
Internet Site: www.computicket.com
Call Centre: 083 915 8000
Stay at home mom
As I'm in Recruitment i see the stranges CV's on a daily basis,
This one caught my manager's eye today and had to share :)
03/2000 - 04/2004
Stay-at-home Mom at The Smith Household
Love and apreciation Per Annum Basic Salary
Permanent management level position in the Business & Management sector in Midrand, South Africa. Benefits: Kisses, hugs, smiles and lots of love.
Duties & Responsibilities
Taxi - Transport 2 boisterous children to and from school, cricket, ballet, mini golf, and swimming.
Nurse/Paramedic - Administer medicine and kisses to all forms of injury, no matter the size or severity.
Accountant - handle all finances for family of six.
Buyer - ensure steady supply of jelly, Oreos and other essentials.
Mediator - stop kids from killing each other.
Chef/ Negotiator - ensure kids get enough nutrients from diet, which includes forcing them to eat broccoli.
Reason For Leaving
Fear that I may go insane!
This one caught my manager's eye today and had to share :)
03/2000 - 04/2004
Stay-at-home Mom at The Smith Household
Love and apreciation Per Annum Basic Salary
Permanent management level position in the Business & Management sector in Midrand, South Africa. Benefits: Kisses, hugs, smiles and lots of love.
Duties & Responsibilities
Taxi - Transport 2 boisterous children to and from school, cricket, ballet, mini golf, and swimming.
Nurse/Paramedic - Administer medicine and kisses to all forms of injury, no matter the size or severity.
Accountant - handle all finances for family of six.
Buyer - ensure steady supply of jelly, Oreos and other essentials.
Mediator - stop kids from killing each other.
Chef/ Negotiator - ensure kids get enough nutrients from diet, which includes forcing them to eat broccoli.
Reason For Leaving
Fear that I may go insane!
Rose Gardens
Rose Gardens
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living.
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
- Dale Carnegie -
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living.
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.
- Dale Carnegie -
Alanta ur a ANGEL!
Hihi
Just wanted to say thnx to Alanta for her sweet email!
You kinda made me all teary eyed, scary how you have grown up in the past 2 years...
Chat to ya on MXit again hehehehe
MWAH :)
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Today
So today was one of THOSE days again!
It dragged on and was drowned with work the whole day, even felt like making lunch was work…
So Cari (my house mate) and I have decided we are baking this evening!
I am making my cheat (shake and bake) muffins and Cari making yummy choc something oooo we are gonna taste more than bake guaranteed! Hehehehehe
MOVING again around in the office :( but at least will get a bigger desk hehehehe
Anywoo im off now…
ALL HAVE A FAB EVE
Newsflash: Special Report - Rugby
Springbok rugby practice was delayed for nearly two hours recently after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jake White immediately suspended practice while the police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis Scotland Yard forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
After a complete analysis Scotland Yard forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY!
Relationships are sometimes difficult to handle It's like a full time job, and we should treat it
like one !
If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, he/she should give you two weeks notice and,
They should organize you a TEMP!!!!
like one !
If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, he/she should give you two weeks notice and,
They should organize you a TEMP!!!!
Fact for the day...
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women!
printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women!
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
373 in total or approximately 70%
Can you guess which organization this is?
Given up yet?
It's the 535 members of the SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT -
(The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line!)
employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
373 in total or approximately 70%
Can you guess which organization this is?
Given up yet?
It's the 535 members of the SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT -
(The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line!)
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
SMART CARS
These are too cute for words including a SMARTaudi, SMARTferrari, SMARTlambo, SMARTporshe tec.
29/08/2006 Dear Diary
Dear Diary
Wow wee I out did myself with din dins last nite! (very proud of myself) Made the best lil Cassler Tjops, steam beans, pumpkin, baked baby potatoes and gravy mmmmm yummy yummy even if I can say so myself!
And then still desert peaches and ice cream…
So yes again I did not share either with the pudding :( I’m such a bad person hehehehehe
So today is Terrific Tuesday… well my day is dragging on and on and on and on and I don’t feel that the end is in sight… can not wait to get into a hot bath and chill out tonight… mmmm gona be so nice!
Anywoo I better get back to work :)
Day almost over yeah yeah yeah!
Wow wee I out did myself with din dins last nite! (very proud of myself) Made the best lil Cassler Tjops, steam beans, pumpkin, baked baby potatoes and gravy mmmmm yummy yummy even if I can say so myself!
And then still desert peaches and ice cream…
So yes again I did not share either with the pudding :( I’m such a bad person hehehehehe
So today is Terrific Tuesday… well my day is dragging on and on and on and on and I don’t feel that the end is in sight… can not wait to get into a hot bath and chill out tonight… mmmm gona be so nice!
Anywoo I better get back to work :)
Day almost over yeah yeah yeah!
Fact for the day
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
Monday, August 28, 2006
Bizzare fact for the day
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
NICKELBACK coming to SA
Checked out www.mrprice.co.za and prices look pretty good!
November 25th - SunCity- Superbowl
November 26th - Helderfontein Estate, Fourways, Johannesburg
December 1st - EPRU Stadium – Port Elizabeth
December 2nd - Hamiltons Rugby Club, Greenpoint, Cape Town
December 3rd - Greyville Race Course – Durban
Mmmmm so who is buying me a ticket? Hehehe
FAB WEEKEND!
Had a FAB WEEKEND!
We had such a awesome time, lack of sleep is the only thing that I am feeling now hehehe!
Friday Richard and I watched ragga (Province lost :( ) and he was so happy that his team FINALLY won! Headed off to fetch mom and dad, got stuck in traffic and got to the airport and got my HUGS! :)
Saturday early rise to go to golf, saw Izette, shopped and braaied at Wim, Sonja, Pieter and Kira (Snippie’s) house, was so much fun and 6 year old Kira kept me entertained THE WHOLE DAY and it was so fun acting like a kid again and running around etc.
Sunday early to Breakfast at Nino’s and shopping, hockey, Sandton City.
Sandton City had the car show WOW! Such nice cars, almost drooled when I saw all my dream cars! (see pics) In the evening we headed over to the BOOK family for snacks and drinks (Mom Book went all out with the snacks VERY YUMMY)
Headed home and fell asleep so nicely infront of tellie. Mom tugged me in so nicely and slept like a baby!
Monday 5 am this morning headed off to the airport and was back in bed at 6 am snuggling up…
Slept in a lil and back to work!
We had such a awesome time, lack of sleep is the only thing that I am feeling now hehehe!
Friday Richard and I watched ragga (Province lost :( ) and he was so happy that his team FINALLY won! Headed off to fetch mom and dad, got stuck in traffic and got to the airport and got my HUGS! :)
Saturday early rise to go to golf, saw Izette, shopped and braaied at Wim, Sonja, Pieter and Kira (Snippie’s) house, was so much fun and 6 year old Kira kept me entertained THE WHOLE DAY and it was so fun acting like a kid again and running around etc.
Sunday early to Breakfast at Nino’s and shopping, hockey, Sandton City.
Sandton City had the car show WOW! Such nice cars, almost drooled when I saw all my dream cars! (see pics) In the evening we headed over to the BOOK family for snacks and drinks (Mom Book went all out with the snacks VERY YUMMY)
Headed home and fell asleep so nicely infront of tellie. Mom tugged me in so nicely and slept like a baby!
Monday 5 am this morning headed off to the airport and was back in bed at 6 am snuggling up…
Slept in a lil and back to work!
Friday, August 25, 2006
MOM AND DAD WILL BE HERE 2NITE
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Mom and Dad will be here tonite!
REALLY SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!
Cnt wait to get the BEST HUGS in the whole wide world!
LOVE YOU!
Ahhhh shame...
Ahhh shame Richard missed his flight :(
Feel for you man... sorry think i kinda jinx you last week
(*HAPPY THOUGHTS GO OUT TO YOU*)
...1 hour later...
Wow and it worked YOU GOT A FLIGHT FOR TOMO HUN!
:) So ur a cool cat now and will be on the coast tomo!
(see i always get what i want, even if its costs me dinner)
Feel for you man... sorry think i kinda jinx you last week
(*HAPPY THOUGHTS GO OUT TO YOU*)
...1 hour later...
Wow and it worked YOU GOT A FLIGHT FOR TOMO HUN!
:) So ur a cool cat now and will be on the coast tomo!
(see i always get what i want, even if its costs me dinner)
NADINES BLOG!
http://nadines-time.spaces.live.com/
Ooo all the latest and greatest here, see what this skiny milinky is getting up too!
Weather
Joburg at 03:00 on 25 Aug
Temperature: 9°C
Wind: NNE
Sky: Rain showers; Cumulonimbus clouds observed
JOKE OF THE DAY
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
PROVINCE!
PROVINCE!
This is my team for the weekend!
(Sorry mom, dad, bron and rich)
I HAVE SOME CASH ON THEM... SHARKS GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
24/08/06 Dear Diary
Dear Diary
So yet another evening home alone, but I got yummy food and a PUDDING so was pretty HAPPY! TV on a WEDNESDAY Sucks! At least Egoli was good and I finally got airtime so smsed a few ppl, but everyone was soooooooo quite, guess not everyone was chilling on couch like me :(
Anywoo 1 SLEEP and mom and dad are HERE! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Gonna be a rushed weekend again, so much to do so lil time hehehehe
Mmmm so Sunday seems pretty open so far… hockey, Rebdull Boxcar Day, Quad Biking, DIY at Home… ??
Mmm so many things we wanna do will see what happens either way will be nice with parents being here!
THE WEEKEND IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE
JUST A FEW WEEKS AND MY COUSIN IS COMING BACK FROM USA :)
Over and Out!
All have a TERRIFIC THURSDAY! :)
So yet another evening home alone, but I got yummy food and a PUDDING so was pretty HAPPY! TV on a WEDNESDAY Sucks! At least Egoli was good and I finally got airtime so smsed a few ppl, but everyone was soooooooo quite, guess not everyone was chilling on couch like me :(
Anywoo 1 SLEEP and mom and dad are HERE! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Gonna be a rushed weekend again, so much to do so lil time hehehehe
Mmmm so Sunday seems pretty open so far… hockey, Rebdull Boxcar Day, Quad Biking, DIY at Home… ??
Mmm so many things we wanna do will see what happens either way will be nice with parents being here!
THE WEEKEND IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE
JUST A FEW WEEKS AND MY COUSIN IS COMING BACK FROM USA :)
Over and Out!
All have a TERRIFIC THURSDAY! :)
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Only in S.A.
When applying for her South African ID, this lady requested that a dash be put on the last letter of her name. She wrote her name " Anmerà " and in Afrikaans wrote: "let op na die strepie op i" (or "take note of the dash on the i".)
This is what she got back...
This is what she got back...
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary!
("Mom and Dad" BOOK FAMILY)
Congratulations!
HOPE THERE ARE ANOTHER 31 YEARS OF HAPPINESS!
("Mom and Dad" BOOK FAMILY)
Congratulations!
HOPE THERE ARE ANOTHER 31 YEARS OF HAPPINESS!
Quote of the day
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.– Johnny Carson, 1925-2005
American Comedian/Writer/Host of "The Tonight Show"
American Comedian/Writer/Host of "The Tonight Show"
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
RATE THE BLOG!
RATE THE BLOG
Give me ideas and suggestions PLEASE
Have been getting negative feedback :(
Mwah to everyone who loves it tho!
(But your my mates and you have to)
Give me ideas and suggestions PLEASE
Have been getting negative feedback :(
Mwah to everyone who loves it tho!
(But your my mates and you have to)
JOBURG DAY!
YEAH THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
94.7 Highveld Stereo Joburg Day
16 Septemeber 2006
R130 a Ticket
So who is gonna join the PARTY OF THE YEAR?
BANDS BANDS AND MORE BANDS!
Check info on www.computicket.co.za / www.highveld.co.za
http://www.highveld.co.za/thelounge/events/joburgday20060814/main.asp
Does Management Know Who You Are?
Does Management Know Who You Are?
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, but he replied, none the less, "I earn R2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed R6 000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company". He approached one of the onlookers and asked, "Who 's the young man that I just fired ?
"To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man,Sir!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, but he replied, none the less, "I earn R2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed R6 000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company". He approached one of the onlookers and asked, "Who 's the young man that I just fired ?
"To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man,Sir!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monday, August 21, 2006
DEAR RICHARD!
Dear Richard,
As per our earlier conversation THANKS SO MUCH for dropping me at the LAST MIN
yet again… you have just proven to me that one has to remind a man 20 times of something or NOTHING WILL EVER GET DONE!
Enjoy the beach and the sunshine on your lil holiday!
BYE BYE MY FRIEND!
I will miss your REATARDED GOLD FISH (lava lamp) more than anything…
NICE KNOWING YA!
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