Stay at home mom

As I'm in Recruitment i see the stranges CV's on a daily basis,
This one caught my manager's eye today and had to share :)

03/2000 - 04/2004
Stay-at-home Mom at The Smith Household
Love and apreciation Per Annum Basic Salary
Permanent management level position in the Business & Management sector in Midrand, South Africa. Benefits: Kisses, hugs, smiles and lots of love.

Duties & Responsibilities
Taxi - Transport 2 boisterous children to and from school, cricket, ballet, mini golf, and swimming.
Nurse/Paramedic - Administer medicine and kisses to all forms of injury, no matter the size or severity.
Accountant - handle all finances for family of six.
Buyer - ensure steady supply of jelly, Oreos and other essentials.
Mediator - stop kids from killing each other.
Chef/ Negotiator - ensure kids get enough nutrients from diet, which includes forcing them to eat broccoli.

Reason For Leaving
Fear that I may go insane!