WATERSHED - CLOSE MY EYES

I belong a hundred miles from anyone,

dreaming of my past along the shore

It took a while to realize the burning side of life alone and life to come from now

All my instincts tell me that I need to know, what it’s like tumbling down

Pretty minds and pretty thoughts control my life, and getting old is something we all know…

But who ever thought it would be , such a long time coming, holding on to a dream…

 

So I close my eyes and keep them tight for a real long time

I close my eyes and I hope I see you!

You and I should roll the dice one last time,

‘cos the moment I hold you to me is when I stop running…

 

The 747 is all mine tonight,

I never look down

I never look out at all

I drink for one, I drink for two and then I drink for three

Until I see thr light shining down on me…

And who ever thought it would be such a long time coming,

Holding on to a dream….

 

So I close my eyes and keep them tight for a real long time…

 

(Loving this song at the moment… so many people lost… so many contacts lost… so many things I wish I had back… so let’s all roll the dice on last time… lets live, love and be happy!)

 

 

 

Worried?

In your life there are only two things to worry about…

Whether you are; healthy or ill.

 

If you are healthy there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are ill there are only two things to worry about…

Whether you will get better or will you die.

 

If you are getting better there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are dying there are only two things to worry about…

Whether you are; going to heaven or hell.

 

If you are going to heaven there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are; going to hell…

You will be so busy, greeting and shaking hands with all your friends, you will not have time to worry!

 

So moral of the STORY!

STOP WORRYING!

Note to self...

If you look sh*t, tears running down your face, mascara smudged, you look upset. 

This is a brilliant excuse…

“I bumped my toe!” (Everyone can relate to this)

 

NB! Your real friends will know its not about your silly toe!

Friends...

Friends make you smile…

Even when you are crying your little eyes out!

 

Friends make you smile…

Even when you look terrible with mascara running down your face!

 

Friends make you smile…

They give you that lil kiss on the head and a big tight squeeze!

 

Friends make you smile…

They make sure you get your chocolate fix when you sad!

 

Thanks to my dearest friends, that made me smile today!

Really needed it!

YOU ARE THE BEST!

WhOoOoOo its Finally FRIDAY!

 

Jokes :0)

Vodacom has the wost jokes ever!

 

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off you when you die.

 

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

 

How do you confuse a stupid person?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

 

Why can't a bank keep a secret?

Answer: Because there are too many tellers.

 

Old Bankers never die, they just lose interest.

 

What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead I'm gonna give these two a lift.

WAW Again!

Another great weekend on the coast!

Was so nice to surprise the fandamily!

We had fun!

Shopping with the girls, drinks with Ellen Jaco and a few friends, dancing with Nadine, Clyde and crew thus partied way toooooooooooo hard on Saturday!

Sunday was suffering and went to Oribi Gorge with the family. Dad and Nadine did the WILD SWING! WOW it was scary! I was sooooooooo happy I was just watching and not jumping! Chilled at Matthew’s house, swam with the dogs and packed my bags.

Left with his Brother and we even had our lil theme song for our road trip – MADONNA Ray of Light CD! It was fun!

THANKS AGAIN SIMON! :-) HOPE YOU NOT FEELING TOO TIRED TODAY DOLL!

 

So Monday back at work! Thank goodness I can sleep in tonite!

 

WHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just heard its H2O in 2 weeks!

Ooooo hier kom moeilikheid!

EK GAAN SEE TOE!

I really love that line, was in ORKNIE SNORKNIE the movie.

I was about 7 or so when it came out, watched it over and over, every time I visited Grandpa and Granny!

 

But back to the line!

I AM GOING TO THE COAST!

WhOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

We are leaving this afternoon and returning on Sunday again!

I am sooooooooo excited and only mom knows I am coming!

Hope dad and Nadine will be as excited ad I am!

White Rabbit Sweets

It really is the bestest sweet in the whole wide world!

This is another advantage of eating out at Thai / Chinese Restaurants; you get WHITE RABIT sweets with your bill!

 

Mmmm need to find out where I can buy more of these sweets to nibble on.

PLEASE HELP IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO!

 

 

Kai Thai

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

I had the BEST calamari and basil last night at Kai Thai!

I really enjoy Thai food!

It’s actually so quick to prepare, it is served in dishes, you dish up yourself, mix up 2 meals and have a nibble and a taste of what everyone is eating at the table.

So it’s very social and interactive with guests at your table.

 

I had the freshest orange juice I have ever had (Tannie Sonja would have loved it, as she only drinks 100% Fruit juice)

Matthew had duck, I don’t think it was the first time I had it, but it was soooooooo yummy too!

Oh and I had COCONUT Ice Cream mmmmmmmm sooo good!

It was a really nice relaxed evening and enjoyed the food and company!

 

Defiantly taking the friends there for dinner soon!

(I can see you all holding me too this now!)

 

PMS in a nut shell....

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?    

                                                                           

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A: 

One!!!   ONLY ONE!!!!    And do you know WHY?   Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!    They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!  They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figure it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past   13 YEARS!   But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!    BECAUSE NO ONE    EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!     IT'S A   WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!   IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!                

                                                                           

                                                                            

I'm sorry.  What was your question? 

 

Rad, Dude, Wicket!

Hehehehe

These are just a few words I kinda use on my daily email to my mother,

I just received a mail from her asking the following:

Wat beteken RAD???

Now to me that is funny!

How many times have I emailed, sms or spoken to mom and used this word and she did not know what I meant!

 

It made me think…

South Africans really do mix our languages very deliciously!

I love it! (below a few mixes, not really used as some of us have brains)

“I laaik (like) jou kwaai cherry”

"I like you stukkend, my bokkie!"

“Hoezit my ou”

“Ek is nou nicely g*tvol vir jou sh*t”

“Ja-Nee”

“Nee, baas ek het geen clue nie”

“Draai links by die T-Junction, ry oor 4-way Stop, regs by robots en dan waar pavement begin my huis is thru daai gates”

 

Well those are a few confusion sayings, not only to me but to half the English population of South Africa with all the mixing of 2 to 12 languages in one sentence.

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!

I really really do!

Not just my own, but other people’s birthdays!

You can go shopping for gifts, have yummy eats and CELEBRATE!

 

Happy Birthday to all the February Birthday people!!!

Aquarians and Pisces have a smashing birthdays!

 

:-)

Valentine's Day!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

@)>--%----------

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

But no one compares you!

Men drivers!

Men drivers are way worse than female drivers!

HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONTROLS YOU!

 

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HAPPY BDAY 2 ME!

5 February 1985...
The day the world changed!
I was born!
Celebrating this year for a full week LUCKY GIRL!
(Below just a few random pics of the parties)

SAN U ROCK!

Just wanted to extend that to the WORLD WIDE WEB!
San (aka San-Mari, Sanmarriiiiiiiiii, Summary) THANKS so much for being a friend, listeining to me moan, being the first to get me a bday gift, making me dinner and all for my bday, getting me pretty smashed, helping locate my ever elusive shoes and unlocking my front door!
YOU ARE THE BEST!

Realised friends are like bumcheeks…
Every now and again there come a lil sh*t between them, but they ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER!

San thanks for being my bumcheek hehehehehe

Ooooo one too many...

Does LoVe really exist?

A & N

Althea and Nadine
LOVE YOU GIRLS!

Been 2 weeks without blogging...

If there is a will there is a way!

YEAH YEAH YEAH!
THERE IS A WAY TO BLOG WITHOUT LOGGING ON WHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

So im back!

Hold on tight we need to speed through the last 13 days that have been lost!

And the adventure will begin all over again!