How kids view things...

NUDITY:
"I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the
back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!”

*Memories
Mom said it made her think of the one Christmas Nadine made one of her CLASSIC COMMENTS...
We were driving thu town, Port Shepstone was packed, it was close to xmas time.
(Now my mom and dad told us that there was many Santa Helpers and only one real Santa)
So we passed PEP stores, there was Santa!
A black skinny guy, dressed in a Santa costume and LUMO GREEN socks.
Nadine yelles out to my mom, "MOM THAT IS NOT THE REAL SANTA", so my mom looked at her and askd "Nadine'tjie hoekom se jy so?" (Sorry for my English friends "Nadien why do you say that?")
Nadine said with clear confiction "Mom he has the WRONG socks on!"
Hehehehe :) She is a classic i tell you!