1.Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2.Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3.My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
4.Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5.Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6.If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
9.and.... the best for last! Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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