Why did the bald guy paint little rabbits on his head?
From a distance they look like hares.
Why did the potato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Because he could not control his pupils.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoarse.
When do doctors get angry?
When they run out of patients.
Why should you not tell a secret when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in
They had reservations.
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